Guys, if you were a provider...

....what would your rates be? how open would your menu be?

I would probably charge $60/qv, $100/hhr, $200/hr, $600/overnight and have a wide-open menu except for greek

Would mandatory showers be a requirement of your clients?
Will the shower be free or is it included in the time?

How would handle the clients who whine? How would you handle the needy clients who need your attention for 8 hours before a 1hr appt?
What would that rate be? Would there be an upcharge for whining?

300hr
Allow 10min shower time upon arrival.
Whining = no play
Needy clients could text all they want, but a response may not happen
Over abundant calling for no reason = no play

Lol this all dependent how horny I was at the time and how attracted I was to a given client.

Seriously wish there was a high demand for male escorts from females. 99.9% of calls/requests would most likely be males.

Are you asking to envision ourselves as female escorts or straight male escorts? There's really no market for hetero escorts, unless you want to bang seriously fat ugly and possible amputee type of chics and I couldn't even get it up to that. So I'd be out of business quickly.

Male escorts would not be that cheap.Keeping a erection for almost an hour would be a feat unless you are a 20year old stud.Oral skills would be required.He don't know what he is getting into.
He has 4 appointments set in one day and he has to maintain an erection.She doesn't want a average sized dick,she has room for haggle.If he doesn't get her off she writes a bad review and wants her money back.

I wouldn't make any money...I love eating pussy so much I don't think I could charge for it..haha

I can see men having BDSM services where no actual sex is involved, but just fulfilling lady's kinks and giving them multiple orgasm with really expensive sex toys that they wouldn't normally spend money on. I've actually considered taking out a loan and buying several Sybians and fucking machines and set up a large room and charging a small fee to have ladies use them in privacy. Even though I'm not really getting any sexual gratification at least I could make enough hobby money to play with some of the top providers the average Joe couldn't afford but once a year.
He'll I'd even let my atf providers use it free of charge in exchange for videos or discounts.

And technically I don't think this would be an illegal service just an adult arcade. I'd have showers set up, refreshments and hot towel service.

I don't have the self esteem to charge 400/hr.
Guess it'd have to be 250/hr with shower being free.
I don't think the texts would be too much because it would get me going beforehand and allow me to yank it before the date.

If the client was doing it too well we'd have to think about baseball to avoid an awkward situation.

I think my menu would be open except for Greek which is a hypocritical thing to say for me.

I would have a frequent flyer miles system. So many hours of flight time and you earn something fucking free.

Like smoothie king had back in the day. A 10 step punch card lol

If I charged by the inch, I'd starve.

Al could just do fbsm with a happy ending for her.
Start those tongues exercises.

How would handle the clients who whine? How would you handle the needy clients who need your attention for 8 hours before a 1hr appt?
What would that rate be? Would there be an upcharge for whining?
Would mandatory showers be a requirement of your clients?
Will the shower be free or is it included in the time? Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

If I were bored, I would entertain them. If not, I would probably ignore them. There would be no charge for whiny clients because they wouldn't take up very much of my time. Showers would be optional and free.

Are you asking to envision ourselves as female escorts or straight male escorts? Originally Posted by jl11

As female escorts. I would have a whole different set of policies/prices if I were a male escort.