You tell me....am I?
Everytime I drive past a sign that says "ATM" I giggle.
I mostly watch Fox news-Just because of the hot bitches, every now and then I flip to HLN and stare at Robin Meade!
I can't hardly cum anymore unless money changes hands. My wife wonders why I buy her shit and leave it on the nightstand.
Every single girl under 25 I see in a hotel MUST be a provider....has come close to getting me in trouble a couple of times.
I gauge my own desireability on the size of my hobby fund.
I don't care about the size of my penis anymore because if I am paying for it, the only one I have to please is myself!