Dirty Johnny Day 2

Miss Greene, A kindergarten teacher, asks her students what type of pet they have and what is so unique about it.
Suzy raises her hand and says, “I have a rabbit whit really big and fluffy ears”.
"Very good Suzy," says Miss Greene. "Billy what do you have?"
Billy says,” I have a Dalmatian and he has spots all over him.”
"Very good Billy," says Miss Greene.
Miss Greene only notices one other child raising his hand and reluctantly calls on him.
“Go ahead Johnny, What do you have”, says Miss Greene.
So Johnny answers, “I have a rat”, Miss Greene thinks to herself, “That wasn’t so bad”.
To which Johnny adds, “With a dick this big”.

Hahahah who doesn't like dirty Johnny jokes !!

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said:

'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

Little Johnny raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - "Well, FUCK ME!! A talking pig!"

The teacher had to leave the room.




Keep 'em coming. The forum needs the girls to join in on the fun too though. Don't any of our Panhandle providers have a sense of humor besides Laney?

C'mon now, a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

OMG.....Hotrix I am about to Fucking die......... Lmao