Two hillbillies from Kentucky walk into a local bar to wash the dust from
their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and
talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says,
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick" maneuver, but I ain't never
seen nobody do it."
