If your wife finds out

If your wife find out that you have met escorts and got really pissed, do you think she will report to police for your prostitution related activity?

If your wife find out that you have met escorts and got really pissed, do you think she will report to police for your prostitution related activity? Originally Posted by bluefantasy

I would certainly hope so! Those iron bars in the jail cell will protect you and keep her from cutting your dick off!

My guess would be no because women are embarrassed when their husbands cheat no matter with who and would have to let people know. Chances are he would be in the dog house for a long time and under tight survellance.

I can't get that lucky. I would then throw the fact that my SO has been cheating on me for Years ((the last few she has been playing Cugar and going after guys that are less than half her age) which I have ample evidence of) back in her face. I won't go into just how blatent her activities have become. If she did find out my hope would be that she left me and filed for Divorce so that I don't have to pay for it. Oh, wait. I already pay for everything and she's living in my house. Which is probably why she insisted on us getting Married in the first place and hasn't left me yet. Sorry guys, just blowing off steam here. It's better than throttling her. She is getting ready to Retire in the next 2 Years. I doubt things will change. But I have sneaking suspision that once her State Retirement money starts rolling in she will take off. Either that or I'm filing the Divorce paperwork on my own.

Highly unlikely. And even if she did, the police would be highly unlikely to do anything about it. Unless they can catch you in the act of soliciting a prostitute, they have very little to prosecute with. A wife calling up the police to report that her husband has been seeing prostitutes is likely to get a chuckle, nothing more.

She'll just hit u with a 2 iron

I think Elin used a pitching wedge - shorter clubs are always more accurate.

Ask Tiger...I think it was an 8 iron that his wife used on his SUV.
How much did she get in the divorce? 100 million?