I'm sitting at a breakfast counter trolling BP and eccie, when LE sits down next to me. I could touch his gun with my left hand as I type.
Shit, he knows! I can feel it man, he knows I've got a hard on for a woman, and I'm gonna give her money!
I'm going to shut down the phone, wipe the prints, ditch it in the toilet and go to church. I'd better walk, come get the vehicle later.
It's only verified providers from here on out, I'm telling you!
