If yer ever in Florida....

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....THIS is the kinda shit you can find on CL:

[B]"All Male Nude Photography for Dating Websites (Orlando)
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offered in person
I am a semi-professional photographer getting back into the nude male photography scene after a long hiatus.

Guys, let's face it: the most beautiful masculine part of us is in between our legs! What could be more beautiful, more manly, more masculine than the penis!

I want to photograph your penis! My passion.

We live in a time where it is more and more acceptable and desireable by the public to see full frontal male nudity on television and in movies. Erect penises are even shown on TV! The 'Dick-Pic' is popular and wanted by more and more people.

I want to photograph your penis!

I am particularly interested in photographing the following: curved or bent penises, penises with larger heads or 'mushroom heads', extra veiny and/or extreme hairy shafts, extreme hairy scrotums, larger than normal testicles, men with breasts or vaginas, extreme hairy chests AND backs! and beards. Cigar smokers a PLUS!

All those parts that are undeniably masculine.

I photograph in the privacy of my Orlando home. You'll immediately feel comfortable and erotic.

These pics can be used on adult dating websites, can be resized or framed! Imagine having your gorgeous penis hanging on a wall- art for all to see and admire.

No, this is no joke. The penis and man-parts are my passion!!

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rooster's Avatar
"Imagine having your gorgeous penis hanging on a wall- art for all to see and admire...."

Whew....

"Cigar smokers a PLUS!"

Ol roo just choked on his....
Plastic Man's Avatar
commie mummy ...just hopped ...ons the hound headed ...south!

...goin wheres the sun keeps shinin
...throughs the pourin rain
...goin wheres the weather suits muh clothes

...bankin offs them northeast winds
...sailin ons a summer breeze
...an skippin overs the ocean likes a stone
offshoredrilling's Avatar
dos she fluff it to get it ta grow, wet n shinny ????
The Drummer's Avatar
dos she fluff it to get it ta grow, wet n shinny ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
No, but he does.
ben dover's Avatar
WTF?
No, but he does.
Originally Posted by The Drummer
Ol roo does comment an awful lot on penis size. I wonder if he knows fucker carlson personally?
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Willie Wanker's Avatar
😂
Plastic Man's Avatar
comms!

...theys gots wifi ons ...the bus nows!

...everybody talkin ats muh
...donts hear a word they ...be sayin
...onlys the echoes of muh mind
The Drummer's Avatar
dos she fluff it to get it ta grow, wet n shinny ???? Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
No, but he does.
Originally Posted by The Drummer
Ol roo does comment an awful lot on penis size. I wonder if he knows fucker carlson personally? Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
Wait! Rooster wasn't the "he" I was referring to. It was the creator of the ad.

Rooster's alright.
offshoredrilling's Avatar
Wait! Rooster wasn't the "he" I was referring to. It was the creator of the ad.

Rooster's alright. Originally Posted by The Drummer
but we wonder about Woo... errr never mind, in fear he'll answer with tmi
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Ol roo does comment an awful lot on penis size. I wonder if he knows fucker carlson personally? Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
Wait! Rooster wasn't the "he" I was referring to. It was the creator of the ad.

Rooster's alright. Originally Posted by The Drummer
Thanks fer havin my back, D...

Pecker's just still butt-hurt from the last time he tried gettin jiggy wid ol roo...it wuz sad as ever.

Enuff 'bout that cuck.....HOW YA BEEN?

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Been pretty good, Roost. Hope things are going well with you.

Now we wait for Plasty to jump in to give us the business.