Who invented prostitution?

Men or Women?

Did some female offer it up one day for something or did a group of alpha males offer extra "rations" from the hunt ir what?

Chicken or egg question I guess.

I believe it was Eve. After after she offered that apple to Adam, she got fired and had to take a second job. Double check me on that though.But she had to be close to the top of the chain.

Gonna guess some horny guy wanted a hotter or younger chick than he could game. Offered some gold crowns (or brontosaurus burgers) to convince her to go!

A pimp

A pimp Originally Posted by DarkeyKong

Yep, he was like, "You know you ought to get at least a baby goat for that shit...Now since you don't know shit about goats, just bring it to me and I'll watch it and feed it. We'll work as a team. You be sexy and get the goats and I'll take care of them..."

the chinese, they invented everything......except a spoon!
seriously, your national dish is rice and you can only think of 2 sticks to eat it with!!

God

No one know because it's the oldest profession.

No one know because it's the oldest profession. Originally Posted by killswitch321

Avoiding for the moment the problem with a profession being different from a job, it actually has to be the second oldest profession. The man (presumably) in question had to acquire something of value via some effort to gain something worthy of trading for sex. It may have only been a sharp stick or a usefully shaped rock, but that would be the job (then dominant in the economy) of a gatherer.

Female monkeys assume receptive sexual positions (FDAU) in order to steal food from male monkeys.

I.confess it was me. I travelled back in time...saw this hot cave chick, and was like if you do.me a solid I will take you away...she did tbe solid but I left her to teach the others

I would say that it coincided with the invention of the vagina.

Marriage / Wife

saw this hot cave chick

Hot cave chicks have poor hygiene... just sayin'