National Days...

We have the traditional national days we recognize base on our morals and beliefs...friends day, bosses day, sisters day, thank you day, show appreciation day, etc.

I think we need more national days to celebrate...

SEX

For example:

March 14th should be National Steak N' Blow Job Day.

April 11th should be bend em over and give it in the ass day aka #FuckFOSTAsleepover day.

September 11th send a new vibrator to your favorite sex workers day.

September 12th send lingerie to your favorite sex workers day.

September 13th spend the day, in bed, with your favorite sex workerS.

August 69th, should be national lick/suck lick/lick suck/suck day. (Oct 8th )

What other sexual national days should we have?

I like your thinking!

I would love to see the expression on my former wife face when it was announced:

March 14th should be National Steak N' Blow Job Day.

April 11th should be bend em over and give it in the ass day aka #FuckFOSTAsleepover day.

When is National Taint Day?