CAPTION THIS: Eddie Griffin/Rob Schneider

You ain't got a hair on your ass if you don't tap that.

Can't touch that... repeat

Your right Don King is right over there but he's not my dad

You know that guy over there ? newbomb turk (Hollywood nights) last year he pissed in the punch bowl. He says he spiced up the coffee this year.

98.3 fm robert reese says it looks just like real hair !!