The definition of a REAL GFE

Recently started a post in the “Men’s Lounge” about GFE service. Several suggested edits or additions, which are added to this posting.
Here’s the subject: Some providers advertise GFE when they clearly are not GFE providers. Clients get pissed when they expect GFE service based on an advertisement, and then maybe a less than stellar review is written. Providers may get pissed off when a client demands certain activities even though the provider doesn’t do those things.
This is NOT a posting about when a client is a jerk. No one expects a provider to give a GFE session to an absolute jerk, or someone who hasn’t bathed, or brushed their teeth, etc. This IS about advertising GFE and then not providing that service to ANYONE.
So let’s come up with a definition of what a GFE really means, and then instead of asking a provider if she is GFE, we'll just send her our list before the appointment and ask her to confirm the same.

Here is the list:


A GFE:
She PMs/emails or texts me shortly before my time to tell me "I'm looking forward to seeing you. I'm ready and waiting!"
A warm embrace and kiss when I walk in.
Soft chatting and inquiring about "me" and how I am.
Doesn't talk about "her" past boyfriends or car troubles or other clients.
Doesn't check text messages.
Turns cellphone to silent (and doesn’t check text msgs).
She brings me water before I ask.
She removes my clothes from me.
She allows me to remove her clothes if I desire.
She says, "lay down and relax."
She pampers me.
She massages me without asking.
She allows DFK, and kisses back with enthusiasm.
She initiates service and goes for it.
She goes down on Mr. Johnson BB, with a smile on her face like "Oh boy I can't wait to taste him!"
She cums when I DATY, maybe twice.
She tells me to fuck her.
She says "don't stop"
She says "Yes, just like that"
She 'gets me there', knowing it might take a little longer now that I'm older.
She's patient.
She enjoys me cumming anywhere I want and smiles.
She cleans me up.
She's not in a hurry to get out of bed.
She lays there next to me for awhile.
If I'm up for round two, she's game.
She takes me to the shower.
She dries me off and gets me dressed.
She says thanks and says she enjoyed it.
Never asks for the money. She knows I will give her the fee. When she gets it, doesn't count it in front of me.
As I'm leaving, I get a soft kiss on the lips, not just a weak 1 second hug.
She PMs/emails or texts me the next day and says "I enjoyed our time together so much. Can't wait for you to have time for me again"

Can we all agree that this is the definition of the top of the line GFE service?

Im sorry but I do have to laugh at this one:
"She dries me off and gets me dressed."

I think you forgot one...

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

...and the "takes my clothes off for me"...are they looking for a girlfriend or a mommy?

Oh and just so we are clear when the OP said "let's me cum anywhere" I assume that is with protection and he's not saying bbfs comes with GFE?

Anyway, GFE is different things to different people...a lot of guys don't want you to text,call or PM them afterwards at all...they have your number and they are men who can get in touch with you if they want to see you...they might not have time in their lives for the back and forth texting/calling/BS because they have REAL GF's and REAL FAMILIES and JOBS that keep them too busy for that kinda stuff with a call girl that they pay to leave quietly without any fuss.

Im sorry but I do have to laugh at this one:
"She dries me off and gets me dressed."
Originally Posted by Britttany_love

YESSIR!!! JUST ADD MUSIC, CANDLES A LIL MORE PASSION AND YOU GOT IT. wait am i talking about the infamous marian WOW!!! now she had it going on.

one thing i can dry myself off, and put my own pants on, but it is a nice touch when she grabs your shirt and helps put it on.

Im sorry but I do have to laugh at this one:
"She dries me off and gets me dressed."
Originally Posted by Britttany_love

+1

What shall we do if you don't "so desire" to remove our clothing?? Leave them on?

What do we do if we don't always "cum" during DATY?? I guess we could fake it...want that? And if you're not any good at it...that's just NOT gonna happen!

And I suppose we are to memorize your "script" before the session or no gold star?

What if she doesn't "enjoy you cumming anywhere you want"??? We decide where your man goo will go, not you, buddy!

If you need to do #2 before and/or after your shower, shall we wipe your ass, too???

We don't all agree with the momma's boy ladies.....we don't take our socks off

...and the "takes my clothes off for me"...are they looking for a girlfriend or a mommy?

Oh and just so we are clear when the OP said "let's me cum anywhere" I assume that is with protection and he's not saying bbfs comes with GFE? Originally Posted by Reya Sunshine

NO - - BBFS would not be GFE. That might be PSE - - but I'll leave that to others to decide. For GFE - - it is CFS only.

And no, we're not looking for a mommy - - just someone who is willing to be nice.

This proves the point on why we need to have this agreed upon definition!

A GFE:
She PMs/emails or texts me shortly before my time to tell me "I'm looking forward to seeing you. I'm ready and waiting!"
A warm embrace and kiss when I walk in.
Soft chatting and inquiring about "me" and how I am.
Doesn't talk about "her" past boyfriends or car troubles or other clients.
Doesn't check text messages.
Turns cellphone to silent (and doesn’t check text msgs).
She brings me water before I ask.
She removes my clothes from me.
She allows me to remove her clothes if I desire.
She says, "lay down and relax."
She pampers me.
She massages me without asking.
She allows DFK, and kisses back with enthusiasm.
She initiates service and goes for it.
She goes down on Mr. Johnson BB, with a smile on her face like "Oh boy I can't wait to taste him!"
She cums when I DATY, maybe twice.
She tells me to fuck her.
She says "don't stop"
She says "Yes, just like that"
She 'gets me there', knowing it might take a little longer now that I'm older.
She's patient.
She enjoys me cumming anywhere I want and smiles.
She cleans me up.
She's not in a hurry to get out of bed.
She lays there next to me for awhile.
If I'm up for round two, she's game.
She takes me to the shower.
She dries me off and gets me dressed.
She says thanks and says she enjoyed it.
Never asks for the money. She knows I will give her the fee. When she gets it, doesn't count it in front of me.
As I'm leaving, I get a soft kiss on the lips, not just a weak 1 second hug.
She PMs/emails or texts me the next day and says "I enjoyed our time together so much. Can't wait for you to have time for me again"

Originally Posted by NativeTx78

Sounds more like a Geisha Girl Experience than Girl Friend experience.

Or maybe a concubine.

Omg, you ladies have me rolling!!! I think a girl qualifies as gfe just by doing a few of those... maybe not all of them but at least the most important...
Greet you with a smile, hug and kiss..
Offer you water.
Get to know you a little
Lfk, DFK and then the fun stuff BBBJ, MSOG and So on
No clock watching (within reason)
Cuddling and talking after... then a hug and kiss goodbye
Im my opinion thats what qualifies a gfe experience... all that other stuff is just extra goodies

I think the problem with your list is that most girls aren't going to be in the "acceptable price range" for their market if they are willing and open to providing ALL of those services for EVERY client. I mean, even one or two clients that require that amount of attention and time commitment outside of the actual appointment could easily eat up a girl's whole life. I think what you are really wanting is either a REAL GF or a Sugarbaby.

Oh and I don't advertise as GFE anymore because everyone has their own expectations and generally the guy's expectations aren't grounded in reality if he's trying to transfer the concept of "Girlfriend Experience" which originated in Porn(where the "experience" lasts no longer than 2 hours and needs no follow up from the actress) to a call girl's real life(her life outside of the time that you pay for).

NO - - BBFS would not be GFE. That might be PSE - - but I'll leave that to others to decide. For GFE - - it is CFS only.

And no, we're not looking for a mommy - - just someone who is willing to be nice.

This proves the point on why we need to have this agreed upon definition! Originally Posted by NativeTx78

I agree with you.

Omg, you ladies have me rolling!!! I think a girl qualifies as gfe just by doing a few of those... maybe not all of them but at least the most important...
Greet you with a smile, hug and kiss..
Offer you water.
Get to know you a little
Lfk, DFK and then the fun stuff BBBJ, MSOG and So on
No clock watching (within reason)
Cuddling and talking after... then a hug and kiss goodbye
Im my opinion thats what qualifies a gfe experience... all that other stuff is just extra goodies Originally Posted by Asian Angel

Dang! you had some mighty fine Girlfriends!
Lets do a multicolor response to your ideas!
We all LOVE multicolor responses!


A GF:
A warm embrace and kiss when I walk in.
That's a yes for the first month of girlfriend relationship.
After that it may evolve to "Hey! Did you wipe your feet?"
Soft chatting and inquiring about "me" and how I am.
Thats a yes for the first month but really does she really want to know or does she just hope you say "I'm fine , how are YOU?"
Doesn't talk about "her" past boyfriends or car troubles or other clients.
Varies with women depending on how recent the BF or car troubles are.
Doesn't check text messages.
Last true GF was before texting was popular.. so cant comment
Turns cellphone to silent.
refer to texting
She brings me water before I ask.
Water! she is a GF not a waitress!
She removes my clothes from me.
Hot Date not a GF
She allows me to remove her clothes if I desire.
refer to Hot Date
She says, "lay down and relax."
She may say "What are you hungry for?" or When are our reservations?" but "lay down and relax"? really?
She pampers me.
max 2 months
She massages me without asking.
max 2 months
She initiates service and goes for it.
max 1 year
She goes down on Mr. Johnson BB, with a smile on her face like "Oh boy I can't wait to taste him!"
max 1 year
She cums when I DATY, maybe twice.
I dont know about when you do that but when I do, that is definite!
She tells me to fuck her.
Depends on the GF.. some love to hear their own voice some think its silly
She says "don't stop"
Refer to above
She says "Yes, just like that"
refer to above
She 'gets me there', knowing it might take a little longer now that I'm older.
agree
She's patient.
depends on her day
She enjoys me cumming anywhere I want and smiles.
Dream on!
She cleans me up.
only if you cum on the carpet
She's not in a hurry to get out of bed.
depends on the personality of the GF
She lays there next to me for awhile.
agreed
If I'm up for round two, she's game.
first year
She takes me to the shower.
Showers happen but how many times are we "taken" there?
She dries me off and gets me dressed.
True courtesan activity... not GF
She says thanks and says she enjoyed it.
LOL depends on if she actually did enjoy it! Again a courtesan touch.

Never asks for the money. She knows I will give her the fee. When she gets it, doesn't count it in front of me.
not applicable.. courtesan activity
As I'm leaving, I get a soft kiss on the lips, not just a weak 1 second hug.
agreed

Very interesting thread. I admit to being surprised that sending an email pre and post appointment can "eat up your whole life."

This was a good thread, although all the activities together in one encounter is pretty unrealistic.

She pampers me.
I'm sorry but I'm not a baby.
She 'gets me there', knowing it might take a little longer now that I'm older.
Speak for yourself on this. I'm still young enough to cum on command.
She cums when I DATY, maybe twice.
If your tongue game is weak then they won't cum. I know I don't want anyone to fake it. I personally always like to ask them if there are any areas that need improvement.
She enjoys me cumming anywhere I want and smiles.
I've been with alot of pretty freaky girls before and even they had limits. No girl wants to swallow every load I drop.
She dries me off and gets me dressed.
This goes back to me not being a baby or needing a mommy anymore.

Everything else I thought was pretty reasonable. I think that the higher volume a provider the more the quality of the service slips. Think of it as the Walmart effect.
Anyways good info and I'll be reading to see what others add too.