Starting a new low end agency for not so wealthy clients

We are currently recruiting escorts for an agency devoted to working class clients. Candidates need not be beautiful nor willing to satisfy any of the clients desires, but must be able to except payment in cases of Pabst's and packs of Newports. Hourly rates will typically vary depending on the location, but I can assure you compensation will be made. We will require one can out of every six-pack and two cigarettes out of every pack for our services, which we consider a modest fee. We do have some immediate needs to fill so please don't delay in submitting your request for employment . WARNING THIS AGENCY IS NOT FOR EVERYONE !!! Many will apply but few will qualify ! Interested? Email me at johnson69rod@gmail.com

Now I don't care where you're from,that's funny! Where do I sign up? I can throw in some ding-dongs as a special gift ;-)

I can definitely get on board this train.

Well played, sir, well played.

count me in, lol!

count me in, lol! Originally Posted by Eva Damita

plus 1.....

Although, for those of us ladies that do not partake of beer, reckon someone could spring for a box of wine? Otherwise, some might have to rethink the offer. AND (there's always an AND with me), perhaps you've considered the "roll your own"cigs"....even better deal for the gents, no?

If you could pay me in Jameson and chocolate, I might consider a part-time position.

Ciroc and a regular change of waterproof sheets would do...

If you could pay me in Jameson and chocolate, I might consider a part-time position.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Cooler62 is offering Ding Dongs.

Ding Dongs = chocolate, no? Or, was he being a sneaky fella and referring to something all together different than that delectable confection sold in boxes at your local grocers?

LMAO

Are those rates negotiable?

Guys....I'm trying to help ya out, but looks like the ladies are upselling already! Low End will get ya that every time! ijs LOL

Hey, that sounds like a really great idea!

. . . Will these hot ghetto girls also be serving chicken wings?

. . Will these hot ghetto girls also be serving chicken wings? Originally Posted by Fast Gunn

You are quite the glib one, aren't you?

(Just curious: have you considered pausing after typing and before sending? You know, in case you inadvertently type something racially insensitive or just plain stupid?)

As to the discount agency - who doesn't like a good time or a bargain? Count me in.

What, no Twinkies or Honey Buns? I'm outta here!

We are currently recruiting escorts for an agency devoted to working class clients. Candidates need not be beautiful nor willing to satisfy any of the clients desires, but must be able to except payment in cases of Pabst's and packs of Newports. Hourly rates will typically vary depending on the location, but I can assure you compensation will be made. We will require one can out of every six-pack and two cigarettes out of every pack for our services, which we consider a modest fee. We do have some immediate needs to fill so please don't delay in submitting your request for employment . WARNING THIS AGENCY IS NOT FOR EVERYONE !!! Many will apply but few will qualify ! Interested? Email me at johnson69rod@gmail.com Originally Posted by Doc Holliday

Are your girls on Clarksville, TN BP? If not, that would be prime recruitment territory right there. Mmmhmm!

I require pop rocks and Mike's hard for time and companionship. Extras do in fact require chickwings...