About Goatnipples

We are looking for someone to join us mid week. Prefer white or Hispanic, between 23-40, attractive. PM if you fit the bill and we can discuss details. Originally Posted by Goatnipples

Ladies,

Goatnipples is quite the gentleman if you are ever gifted with an actual booking with him. Handsome, too.
But historically, it comes with a catch.

Be aware that over the years he tends to vet his provider candidates via prolonged and seemingly endless email dialogue.
He may eventually call you a "unicorn" for whatever unique characteristics he can conjure up about you. Later on when he feels you two have a good banter going on...he'll teasingly call you a "brat".

All in good fun, of course. But at the expense of your time. Lots of time. That is an investment you must make with him in order to get a booking.
After all...as he will rationalize...you're not like the other girls where it's just a business transaction, right?
Of course not! Best to prove to him that it's not and have the endless dialogue he requires (/s).

Of those chosen as candidates...you should direct him to this thread and ask if it continues to be a requirement

I don't know Goatnipples at all but I've had SO's who enjoyed the occasional lady to join us.

There were always a zillion questions.

If by chance you are unaware, the term "Unicorn" is a compliment in my opinion.

http://www.swingerdictionary.com/Unicorn.htm

I don't know Goatnipples at all but I've had SO's who enjoyed the occasional lady to join us.

There were always a zillion questions.

If by chance you are unaware, the term "Unicorn" is a compliment in my opinion.

http://www.swingerdictionary.com/Unicorn.htm Originally Posted by Tobor the 8th Man

His past email inquires were never about seeking a provider for his SO. Only himself.
And his use of the word was never about her bi-sexuality. It was usually a physical trait of hers or her ability to match his wit.
Regardless, when most ladies he contacts are inevitably called a unicorn, then the compliment is not sincere.
It is scripted.

Who do you screen for?
It'd be nice to know who to avoid due to their totally indiscreet screener.
Guessing you have forgot the first rule of whoring, discretion?

His past email inquires were never about seeking a provider for his SO. Only himself.
When most ladies he contacts is inevitably called a unicorn, then the compliment is not sincere.
It's scripted. Originally Posted by Lady Jane Arista

Ah. Ok. I just saw he recently did a ISO for him and his SO so I made an assumption.

Who do you screen for?
It'd be nice to know who to avoid due to their totally indiscreet screener.
Guessing you have forgot the first rule of whoring, discretion? Originally Posted by rockerrick

You review the ladies. I review the gentlemen. Seems fair.
Let's exchange information about the escort client community.

You review the ladies. I review the gentlemen. Seems fair.
Let's exchange information about the escort client community. Originally Posted by Lady Jane Arista

I'll try to say it less rudely than the other person.

Lady Jane, no one ever really talks to screeners. I certainly have not had the honor thus far. This makes you...interesting. So, understanding my honest curiosity and hoping for an alternative to your certainly accurate but overly simplistic pat answer, i.e. " I review the gentlemen". What do you do?

Is it inappropriate to ask you for whom you screen?

Do you have at least one funny story to share?

This is awesome...

1) that the guys think they're talking to the lady when they're talking to the screener...
2) that tricks can be so fucking stupid...pay them, fuck them, leave...
3) that you fucking morons can't figure out who she screens for...

You review the ladies. I review the gentlemen. Seems fair.
Let's exchange information about the escort client community. Originally Posted by Lady Jane Arista

Once you are paying the gentlemen for their time, then it is entirely fair. Most businesses do not get away with reviewing their customers.

If I had hired you as a booker/screener-- I'd have fired you for this. Its a bad look for those who utilize your services.

So she is a lady pimp ?

Uh... ^^^

Think about it.
A lady would post this elsewhere.

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Of those chosen as candidates...you should direct him to this thread and ask if it continues to be a requirement Originally Posted by Lady Jane Arista

Uh... ^^^

Think about it.
A lady would post this elsewhere. Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Think about it.
I could have posted it "elsewhere". But then the ladies would not have been allowed to mention it or direct him to this thread.

So it is a pimpette threAD then ?

WU-

How ironic!