The 5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear

There's a great post on Jezebel.com about the "5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear" http://jezebel.com/5687773/the-5-words-no-hooker-wants-to-hear

Great example from that post... "Daddy, why are you naked?"

I wanted to get some feedback from the ladies about what they'd hate to hear if you were in that situation. And I'm going to rule out anything having to do with LE, that's too easy....

So... what would you HATE to hear???

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I wanted to get some feedback from the ladies about what they'd hate to hear if you were in that situation. And I'm going to rule out anything having to do with LE, that's too easy....

So... what would you HATE to hear??? Originally Posted by BBoy60

I left my money at home.

"Please just ignore those bumps." (I haven't hear it, but this would be something ladies wouldn't want to hear.)

as well as this: "Ignore the cops next door."

and..."Ummm, the condom's lost inside." or other variations: "I can't find the condom." "The condom's broke into pieces."

first of all i am not a hooker..i am a GSRS...Gentleman Service Relations Specialist....wicked laugh....but if i were one i would hate to hear....do you take IOU's?

There's a great post on Jezebel.com about the "5 Words No Hooker Wants To Hear" http://jezebel.com/5687773/the-5-words-no-hooker-wants-to-hear

Great example from that post... "Daddy, why are you naked?"

I wanted to get some feedback from the ladies about what they'd hate to hear if you were in that situation. And I'm going to rule out anything having to do with LE, that's too easy....

So... what would you HATE to hear??? Originally Posted by BBoy60

I'm in love with you!

" Can I get a discount? " lmao

" You should charge this much "

I know you ladies love to be asked and told these lol

Oh and " do you wanna hang out "

Any takers for "You should be paying ME!" ???

"I only do bare back."

When can we get married?

Irish Vixen , I agree !!!! I like to think of myself as a sextherapist / marriage counselor !!!!!

"Your getting another bad review"

Sorry, I forgot the money.

" I cant withdraw anymore money today from the ATM, could I bring it to you tomorrow ? hell no !!!

first of all i am not a hooker..i am a GSRS...Gentleman Service Relations Specialist... Originally Posted by Irish Vixen

4th shot on goal ok?
one more time in butt
swallow twice in an hour?
my buddy finish my hour?
would you take a check?
you look older and fatter
i didn't shower yet today
my cum tastes great right
ass to mouth on menu?
you really like facials right?
I fuck your roomate instead?
ran into your parents outside