Five Words A Hobbyist Doesn't Want To Hear From a Provider

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What are the FIVE WORDS a Hobbyist never wants to hear from a provider?

"My parole officer is waiting"
What are the 5 words a Hobbyist does not want to hear? Originally Posted by onyx7100
I'm running 4 hours late.
I forgot to buy covers.
[BTW, I've experienced both of the above.]

AND WHEN SHE DOESN'T TALK: NC/NS (worse than any words.) Originally Posted by charlestudor2005
The fee just doubled...again.
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you had a great 69, you went mish. You pull out, she looks and says " Well Annt Flow came also"
Eccie Addict's Avatar
"Honey, it's one round only."

At least for me anyway lol.
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What are the FIVE WORDS a Hobbyist never wants to hear from a provider?

"My parole officer is waiting outside" Originally Posted by onyx7100
Which 5 of those 6 words do you not want to hear?
"Honey, it's one round only." Originally Posted by Eccie Addict
Now that's something that will never come out of my mouth! hehehe
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which ever ones fit
But I only do CBJ....
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"Damn you are really small"

Fortunately I don't think I'll ever hear those words and this thread will make me thankful for being hearing impaired lol.
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Baby Is it n yet ?
Be careful of the scabs
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He"s Chris Hansen from Dateline !
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Are you almost done, hon?

...followed by...

I have another client coming.

...or...

My pimp already knocked twice.
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Where's the meat sweetie pie
its ok its just herpes
i am really a man
can i use your phone
no, i dont do that

honestly...i dont want to hear anything come out of their mouth....id much rather cum in it