farting long distance

If you haven't done it, one of the cheap thrills in life is to call up one
of your good friends long distance, and have a farting contest over the phone.

If you can manage to let a couple fly, and then you get back a noisy, crystal clear
reply, and then silence, there is nothing like it.

I'm assuming this was just for shits... and giggles... lol

Don't know about long distance. But, I do like to let a smelly one in an empty elevator and leave it for the next person to enjoy.