plastic mans ...major announcement!

Plastic Man's Avatar
tonight yer ...plastic man ...is announcin the first ever winner a the ...annual ol mary profile in courage award!

...this ...honor ...goes ta the desperate cuck who most ...demonstrates amazin fearlessness in the ...face a their own amazin foolishness

...an the ...winner ...is ...jimmie goat!

...may god bless ya an ...keeps ya ol boy
offshoredrilling's Avatar
may his ban be short A men eh
lilylivered's Avatar
Plastic Man put the VooDoo curse on him