Clueless F-Tards

You girls probably have to put up with some clueless f-tards.

Guys that don't know they need to wash their ass, time wasters,
guys that try and blow up your phone and pm with non appointment
related time wasting crap.

Probably a toss up on which is worse, hygiene clueless, regular jerk, or
clueless clingy guy.

You girls are missing a great business opportunity though, you could
offer services related to such behavior.

Such as.

$25- will wash your ass, brush your teeth and wash off your junk for you.

$2- for each worthless pm or text, will respond like each had some merit.

$75- 30 minute be a jerk session, no touching or kissing
involved, just 30 min of letting him be a misogynistic jerk.

ha ha ha ha,

Girls, be careful how you respond on this thread, there are some
sensitive little f-tards out there. lol

...
You girls are missing a great business opportunity though, you could
offer services related to such behavior.

Such as.

$25- will wash your ass, brush your teeth and wash off your junk for you Originally Posted by bojulay

one of my first favs always had a bubble bath ready for me [and her clients] - she'd remove your clothes, help you in the bath, wash you [some foreplay], and dry you off; followed by a massage and then take you to oriastic heights orally or coitally. no extra charge. if you didnt want the bubble bath, all you had to do was tell her before had so she didnt draw you the bath.

one year, she even had a mardi gras special - extra time, hurricanes/beer, and snacks.

a lovely and passionate provider.

Or we could charge for each worthless thread

Now you're talking.

Or we could charge for each worthless thread Originally Posted by Lookin4head

You think I got that kind of money?

No head wound, no fancy rolling grill a go go.


ha ha ha

Haahahahaaaaa...what's funny about this thread is that I was gonna make one called "Shit I never said until I got on eccie."

Fucktard was the word I was gonna mention.

hmmmm

More like, shit prolly never needed to be said until I got on ECCIE. Like how the fuck do any of us know we're not the clueless fucktard when posting a bandwidth wasting blatant hooktard asskiss.

I know, let's start another "How Much I Love Hookers For All They Do and Put Up With" thread and cleverly disguise it as another "Oops Wipe Your Ass" or "How to Run Your Hooker Business" thread! Maybe even throw in some goood old days anecdotes, a couple of multi quotes and invite a coupla post whores to join us...

Five Planes was right

Like how the fuck do any of us know we're not the clueless fucktard when posting a bandwidth wasting blatant hooktard asskiss.
Originally Posted by phildo

You don't. It's basically a fucktard circle jerk.

You girls probably have to put up with some clueless f-tards.

Guys that don't know they need to wash their ass, time wasters,
guys that try and blow up your phone and pm with non appointment
related time wasting crap.

Probably a toss up on which is worse, hygiene clueless, regular jerk, or
clueless clingy guy.

You girls are missing a great business opportunity though, you could
offer services related to such behavior.

Such as.

$25- will wash your ass, brush your teeth and wash off your junk for you.

$2- for each worthless pm or text, will respond like each had some merit.

$75- 30 minute be a jerk session, no touching or kissing
involved, just 30 min of letting him be a misogynistic jerk.

ha ha ha ha,

Girls, be careful how you respond on this thread, there are some
sensitive little f-tards out there. lol Originally Posted by bojulay

^^^ All the above is now added to my menu! Thanks Bojulay!

More like, shit prolly never needed to be said until I got on ECCIE. Like how the fuck do any of us know we're not the clueless fucktard when posting a bandwidth wasting blatant hooktard asskiss.

I know, let's start another "How Much I Love Hookers For All They Do and Put Up With" thread and cleverly disguise it as another "Oops Wipe Your Ass" or "How to Run Your Hooker Business" thread! Maybe even throw in some goood old days anecdotes, a couple of multi quotes and invite a coupla post whores to join us...

Five Planes was right Originally Posted by phildo

That would just be redundant.

ha ha heeee

Therapist Says

Maybe some categories of fucktard would be helpful:

fuckingnubtard: without fail asks " how do i get references?"

fuckedtard: caught by wifey, wants account disabled

alafucktard, obsessively asks for greek from skinny white girls

bbqfucktard, reckless, hates condoms, neeaaahhhaahhaa

fuckeduptard, caught by wifey, gave her a disease

striptard, identifiable by baggy shorts, always has a change of clothes in car

Teratard, aggressiveness, attention mongering and white knighting all in one.

igzajafucktard, reviews are highly embellished, always good for msog