"All men are sex addicts. The problem is we don't all have reliable dealers!"
Lucky for me, my wife laughed at this one too...
Was gonna reply this to a thread on another board on the subject wondering if anyone had occasional 'buyers remorse' when being unable to fight off that itch and spending $ they really shouldn't.
A co-worker of mine years ago who put half his paycheck up his nose (but was also the company's top salesman and could manage that) used to say: "The difference between a drug /habit/ and a drug /problem/ was being able to afford the drug."
