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Guitar's Avatar
I do not care for football, so I figured I would go see if I could get my finger wet on this superbowl afternoon. Well guess what. Evidently, every lady in Ms. LOVES football. I contacted the two spa's I frequent and no answer at either. I called several providers, 3 of which have profiles on this site, and NO takers. I guess you could say the cash was burning a hole in my pocket and I was thinking with the wrong head. After having no luck with ladies I knew were legit, I resorted to the escort sites. All looked shady and I was scared to partake. I wound up at a home improvement store across from the hotel the lady told me she was at and I happened to see a grill outside and I am in DESPERATE need of a new one, so I walked over and priced it. It was $15 less than what I had in my pocket. After tax, I brought home a little more than a dollar and some change, but I not so much as even got my finger wet at all. So yall be the referee's. Did I win by a field goal, or did I forfeit the game by a mile?
dj8rocks's Avatar
That's a National Championship win there! That grill will be around for a while
roll_with_me's Avatar
Buyers Remorse Already? I hope the following points will help you feel better.

You have a tangle object that will last longer than the time you would have spent with the girl you called.

I would not try to put my finger or dick in your grill and I don't think you should try it either.

I have done both with your first option.

If you fired up the grill and dined at home tonight you had a Zero chance that my dick was anywhere near your food.

If you dined at the Y today the likelyhood that it had would've gone up exponetially.

Even though the provider has an AMAzingly sweet sounding voice, I understand not want to go to that hotel, especially not knowing who or what was behind the door.

I have only picked up and dropped off at that hotel, so I can't say if you would've been comfortable with how it looks inside the room.

Based on the points above I think you made a good decision.
Deeznutz00's Avatar
Good choice.
You won.
touchdown
Td
Guitar, your ultimate decision shows that you are wise and make good decisions. That makes for a great character.

The grill is always the best route.
You get a lot of yummy food.

Im not a fan of football myself, but during football season, most ladies chalk it up during the season that it is slow, so they were probably taking care of family and what not...or doing the football thing!

I hope you enjoy the new grill babe