Things I think about in passing...

In no particular order: Does SL ever sleep or he is half man half shark? Who the fuck has THAT much time on his hands?

I wonder what Whisper's mom was like? What happened to him? He reminds me of The Grinch Who Hated Hoes.

Some of the characters on here remind me of a soap opera... As ECCIE Turns...Where the bitches like 3day , Observing, Fark twat are older and uglier than Erica Cain.

I don't care what anyone thinks, I kinda find humpty and the recent Buddy funny. I wonder what Buddy's Place is REALLY like.

In all my hooger years I still can't believe a dude finally took a dump in my incall. The phantom pooper finally struck! Yass!

Why do they call him, "Coach Paul?!" It's like a porno name someone on Boogie Nights has.

Will Sixxipoo ever come back? Will the real pussy mafia ever reunite?
If they do, I wonder if they'll do a reunion tour?

For fucks sake, can we please trade Whispers and SL in for Toys? Because "Dammit, SL, you just aren't funny."

Will Knottyman ever run out of Jiff? Will Kingman ever get shot? By an airsoft gun of course?

Will I ever get provider of the day? I'm approaching my 50th year here on eccie. I'm as old as a fucking dinosaur. Sheez. They should just give me a complimentary plaque or something by now.

Will another mod besides ynoty ever point me?

Is someone ever going to pay my rent?

What does 37.50 REALLY mean?

Good post!

Keep it up!

Lol. Good one!
I have also been on here forever and NEVER been provider of the day either..lol!

What does 37.50 REALLY mean? Originally Posted by The Infamous One

You would have to be one of the few that understand what the reference is and into ciphers to figure that one out.....

well typically unless they are rich, fat guys have to pay for pussy to that is why SL is here. then the other fat guys seek out newbie girls and intimidate them by saying they will put bad press about them. Trust me every provider I have ever met hates fuking fat guys. One in particular told me when she first started at 25, ( now retired) told me she had one fat guy could only fuk doggie so he could put his gut on her back ...think about that for a second. I truly feel sorry for some of you girls. And no and I am not talking about the guy a few pounds overweight...

well typically unless they are rich, fat guys have to pay for pussy to that is why SL is here. then the other fat guys seek out newbie girls and intimidate them by saying they will put bad press about them. Trust me every provider I have ever met hates fuking fat guys. One in particular told me when she first started at 25, ( now retired) told me she had one fat guy could only fuk doggie so he could put his gut on her back ...think about that for a second. I truly feel sorry for some of you girls. And no and I am not talking about the guy a few pounds overweight... Originally Posted by RALPHEY BOY

"...fat guy could only fuk doggie so he could put his gut on her back..."

All whilst trying to not throw up having to breath the rancid stench of flap cheese and hearing the sloshing of that big gut.

Even the AMP's don't like fat people. In addition to their fat stinch they've told me that fat people can barely lay on the table with their hands to their side because the tables are not made for fat lazy dudes. Also, they do have a pillow under the table for the flip but they also keep about 5 more underneath to break the fall if the table breaks. The stories I'm told are really funny and the females talk more smack then anyone on Eccie.

Do you want this attitude changed? It's really easy. Lay off the Big Macs and french fries, exercise and drop the excuse that it's age and genetics.

But then again you probably don't care. Hence the reason you are a fat disgusting ball of human waste.

This one started out funny, but I suppose posts are like children. You give them the best start possible. Then you send them out into the cruel, cruel world. Thanks TIO, I'll be laughing all day.

Hey Ralphey....my motto is "I need a chubby hubby for my chunky monkey"

Ya know TIO, I think about some of the same stuff as you. I also think about some other stuff that I wonder if you think about. We may be long lost kin!! Check out the link I have provided. Watch the video in the link and read my response to see what I think about.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2033141

TIO, I too am old as a dino and would love to hook up with another old dino if she's as funny as you.

TIO: NICE

In no particular order: Does SL ever sleep or he is half man half shark? Who the fuck has THAT much time on his hands?

I wonder what Whisper's mom was like? What happened to him? He reminds me of The Grinch Who Hated Hoes.

Some of the characters on here remind me of a soap opera... As ECCIE Turns...Where the bitches like 3day , Observing, Fark twat are older and uglier than Erica Cain.

I don't care what anyone thinks, I kinda find humpty and the recent Buddy funny. I wonder what Buddy's Place is REALLY like.

In all my hooger years I still can't believe a dude finally took a dump in my incall. The phantom pooper finally struck! Yass!

Why do they call him, "Coach Paul?!" It's like a porno name someone on Boogie Nights has.

Will Sixxipoo ever come back? Will the real pussy mafia ever reunite?
If they do, I wonder if they'll do a reunion tour?

For fucks sake, can we please trade Whispers and SL in for Toys? Because "Dammit, SL, you just aren't funny."

Will Knottyman ever run out of Jiff? Will Kingman ever get shot? By an airsoft gun of course?

Will I ever get provider of the day? I'm approaching my 50th year here on eccie. I'm as old as a fucking dinosaur. Sheez. They should just give me a complimentary plaque or something by now.

Will another mod besides ynoty ever point me?

Is someone ever going to pay my rent?

What does 37.50 REALLY mean? Originally Posted by The Infamous One

Personally I think Knottyman AND porno Coach Paul are underrated. I also think the porno reference is relevant.

I don't believe anyone has taken a poopy at my incall before, pretty sure, but I heard my first super loud bathroom fart attempting poorly to be covered up by a cough the other day

TIO: NICE

Originally Posted by fun2come

Why does SkatrPrincess come to mind???

Ya know TIO, I think about some of the same stuff as you. I also think about some other stuff that I wonder if you think about. We may be long lost kin!! Check out the link I have provided. Watch the video in the link and read my response to see what I think about.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2033141 Originally Posted by DocHolyday

Let me know when the family reunion is!!