That’s right!
This is where you come to whine about going to see a provider and nothing happened, right? Well gosh darn it that’s exactly what happened to me!
So what my $6 hobby phone kept cutting out so I said “HUH?” more than a 103 year old deaf guy (instead of my youthful 93), so what that I didn’t have an “appointment” except to drop off something in the save the Wild ~Ze~ jar? Is that right? To go to a provider’s place and nothing to happen? Well, except for two hugs, a quick stare at the great cleavage and a longing look at the massage table (both of which reminded me I needed a nap) and a nose full of soap and shampoo that lingered until I got to Taco Bell. I mean that ain’t shit happenin’ actually, now is it?
You make the call, you follow the rules, you show up, and nothing happens. Zip, zilch, zero, nada…what sort of shit is that? No gratuitous blow job, no tongue halfway to my lung (or bung), dammit!
Now some people will say that I didn’t have an official “appointment”, or that I brought no “session” money, only a card and some ~Ze~ dollahs. But that makes no difference! This is co-ed, and gawdammit I went to see a provider and nothing happened so I’m gonna fucking whine!
Am I the bad guy here? Did I do something wrong? NO! I went to a provider’s and NOTHING HAPPENED! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!