Troublemaker

Here's why being a manly-man know it all can get you into a bind:

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making man steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," he says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life, I say, "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink; I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!"

"But enough about me... how's your day going?"

Zing!

Good one.

ROTFL!!

Too funny!

Blaze, 206? wtf?

We've gotta do laundry again sometime!