Does anyone here remember "The Gong Show"? Marginally talented people would come out and "perform" while a celebrity guest panel would either let them perform or "gong" them off the stage. One day a contestant came out, an attractive young blond girl in shorts and a tank top. Her "talent" was eating a popsicle. It looked like one delicious popsicle! The female judges were trying the gong her and the male judges were physically restraining them from doing so.