Long or short...does it really matter II ?

Question for the ladies?

Long, short, fat, skinny

Which do you prefer, I guess need to state preferred dimension. Lol

Just curious!

Everyone's two cents will be greatly appreciated!

Sherlock Holmes would deduce the following:

Any providers really into fat guys with short dicks?

You never know, that may be someone's unicorn...

Ha, there is an advertisement in the Dallas listing by a provider today who comes right out and says if your not hung don't bother calling. Her Handel is "seveninormore". I guess I won't be calling.

I am sure the OP means well, but this is a bit of a slippery slope as is most opinionated questions asked of providers about hobbyists, so I seriously doubt providers will reply. If by chance a provider does reply and answers that question in any way other than it does not matter or the like, then she will not only make the guys who saw her in the past and are not like what she says she prefers not want to return, but also any guy who has not seen her that is not what she says she likes will be hesitant if not, will not even bother contacting her for a session. Essentially, losing potential money and cutting off her nose despite her face.

I started it because when I saw Talia's post, I though she was implying men's private. Then in thread it was abt hair, so I decide to start. But look like only men are responding to this,, I don't think us men's opinion matters on this. We just should just seat back and let ladies tell us, hahaha. Come on ladies, it is ok to talk about it, as long as you are not implying specific someone. LOL.

Penis size doesn't matter as long as the guy knows what to do with it.

Penis size doesn't matter as long as the guy knows what to do with it. Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

There always has to be a qualifying statement.

I got this all messed up! I thought the PROvider was supposed to know what to do with it!

I got this all messed up! I thought the PROvider was supposed to know what to do with it! Originally Posted by sparrow1122

99.9% of the time, Yes.

But I won't lie - I've had to turn away a donkey dick before. I mean, the dick was as wide as my arm.

There are some things I just can't work with.

Ladies love my visits cause I'm "little n quick"

Size does matter it sucks when the provider gets you going then she says oh your to big your not putting that in me. It's a curse. Lol

I feel sorry for those men in porn are real life that are so long they can't get it all in. Pelvis to pelvis is exquisite.

Size does matter it sucks when the provider gets you going then she says oh your to big your not putting that in me. It's a curse. Lol Originally Posted by Sutphen

So you say, but I bet you would not trade with the guy who has his own curse of having a dick as big as a Vienna sausage.

Which would you rather hear," Oh, you're too big ", with a gasp or a snickering " you're just too small to do me any good "?

So you say, but I bet you would not trade with the guy who has his own curse of having a dick as big as a Vienna sausage.

Which would you rather hear," Oh, you're too big ", with a gasp or a snickering " you're just too small to do me any good "? Originally Posted by golforfish

been there heard that... i get told guys with bigger than normal penises get less than guys with smaller... makes me laugh everytime.

this from a guy with a 4 inch tool and that aint no lie.

It's all about how you work your Jelly.... I may only be 1.5" but I'm big around as a tuna can!