You farted in HEB yesterday - w4m (Abilene)
age: 31
You were the tall guy with the near perfect smile that farted in the bread section last night.
I was the short girl next to you that looked over and asked, " Was that you?" You quickly replied "No it wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are handsome and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up!
