Me: You guys work hard for your paychecks, don’t waste 320 ( Even worse I misspoke 350 dollars) dollars on an obvious promoter review with a girl who doesn’t take her job seriously and see someone who will take care of you. You deserve better.
Promoter: You have no life
Hopefully y’all know I want what’s best for the mongers since we’re paying for a service.
Originally Posted by SpringFest
Better yet let me help you out.
Me, not a springfest fan, I think he is the biggest troll since AsianP
I want to represent all of you to the studios, we need to organize a Springfest union and since I am a broke dick. There will be union dues that will be charged so that I can go and write unbiased reviews with shorter titles because everyone's attention span is very small. There will be meetings at IHOP and you guys can split the check and pay for me.
So here is the plan, we can claim success by Lying about the studios. We can say we know someone that has been poisoned by the employer and if some one asks for proof then we can post a screenshot of a conversation totally unrelated to our lie. Then we will boycott the studios but I can go in secretly with your union dues and write NO reviews and complain to the booker and get a discount next time so I do not really pay 350 or 320. But I am not going to give back your dues because I want to be the most popular guy on a hooker board. IM doing it for you not me.
Everyone else: WTF. Promoting
I just want what is best for everyone. Since you are paying me for my service.