The horn(y) sounds

I believe the term is "hornier than a billy goat with two peckers."

Having tread the Earth for nearly 6 decades, I sometimes find myself in teenage mode. The last week or so, all I think about is sex, porn, providers and masturbating (sometimes all at once ... which is overloading and frying my brain cells).

Whenever I'm out my eyes are always roaming. When I lock on a woman who is anywhere near attractive I immediately check list her - hair, eyes, smile (if I can tell), face, body, how she's dressed. Yes, I tend to stare (sue me.)

My search for the perfect whack off material (written or video) is never ending because I tend to skew toward more bizarre/fantasy type stuff (3d vids particularly draws my attention). God bless Al Gore for inventing the Internet, LOL.

Just my thoughts on a Saturday when I would like to be alone and jacking off.

Ahhh, manhood.

that is really way more than i ever wanted to know about you.

but thanks for sharing. i guess. and good luck with your whacking.

Sounds normal to me...

Porn in 3d? I am so out of it. That would get my attention too

Um, sorry, want to make clear about the 3d porn comment.

Didn't want to label this as a "cartoon" but I guess calling it 3d also is misleading.

Here's a link to something that's called 3d on the porn sites:

http://xhamster.com/movies/1128902/t...me_of_age.html

u are a horndog

Um, sorry, want to make clear about the 3d porn comment.

Didn't want to label this as a "cartoon" but I guess calling it 3d also is misleading.

Here's a link to something that's called 3d on the porn sites:

http://xhamster.com/movies/1128902/t...me_of_age.html Originally Posted by Toolman54

Bookmarking this link to my porn stash!

u are a horndog Originally Posted by General Feuerbacher

We all should be horny. Afterall, life is fueled by sex. God bless Sigmund Freud!

Lol I'm always horny...a leaf could fall from a tree and nipples get hard, clit swells up♥

I'm glad I don't have that problem. I have a pretty normal sex drive. Love my alone porn time but not too much. And I do not gawk at men out there. I just don't want the men to feel like they're sex object! LOL

Thanck you! I hate it when women objectify my 1.3" of dangling death.

Wish there were more high quality 3D sites, it's an interesting format.

EE was all ready to go get some red and green glasses, logon and watch that POV love missle hit her right between the eyes!

this hobby is not for the faint of ...bank accts.
Horndog Football rules!

EE was all ready to go get some red and green glasses, logon and watch that POV love missle hit her right between the eyes! Originally Posted by phildo

I was looking for the 3d glasses I wore watching the movie Gravity. Toolman you are cruel for exposing my dingy side