ok, so it finally happened.
the quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing insurrection-leading judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering game-show-hosting serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming bone-spur-faking ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving weather-map-defacing horse-paste-promoting paper-towel-flinging tax-cheating evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering fluorescent tangerine jackass surrendered himself to the authorities down in Atlanta and learned what the inside of the Fulton County Jail looks like.
he was processed and fingerprinted, and was apparently allowed to lie about his height and weight. I mean, oh please, if you honestly believe that Little Donny Fuckface weighs only 215 pounds, I have six bankrupt casinos in Atlantic City to sell you.
he was given an inmate number: P01135809.
and he had to sit for the mug shot we’d all been waiting for, during which he glowered and sulked like a misbehaving toddler who’d been given a 20-minute timeout.
But- he takes the best mugshots, nobody take mugshots like the Donald! People are saying that it's the best mugshot ever, and there will be non like it ever again. ---(till the next time he gets indicted.)