Swamp Ass?

Ok, ladies. I would love to hear first hand accounts of times you've encountered clients who smelled and their hygiene was absolutely awful.

Please, no names, just the funny story. I'm a twice a day shower guy, but I know some guys don't get it and can be foul


I bet some of you have hilarious stories about something along these lines. I think some of us would love to hear this.

I'll start. I was dating a lady years ago, and one night, while I was providing her with daty, she broke wind, yes farted. It was awful. It was like I was gased with a weapon of mass destruction. I got blasted.

Please share you experiences.