For me, it's the hot chica at a nearby gas station. She is from Brazil and is a J-Lo look alike with bigger fun bags and she has the sweetest personality. I find myself going there for gas, beer, cigars, beef jerky; anything she is selling, I am buying! Her daughter was selling girl scout cookies.....put me down for a case of thin mints!
Then I find out she teaches Zumba at a nearby LA Fitness. I had to go to that class after she told me to come try it. I go and slide into the back row of a class of 60 girls and I am the only guy. The view was incredible and way more enjoyable any strip club I remember as there was no cover nor two drink minimum!
So I leave Zumba, scrambling to get my phone out to go see a companion on short notice as I am feeling quite worked up. So I race to my appointment and just devastate that girl. She is like "What's up with you?" as she lays there just totally beat down. I tell her it that Zumba class that has me invigorated and that she should try it! So I hop up after about half the session......I remembered that my car is about half full of gas and needs to be topped off!
So now everytime I go to the gas station...I am playing "Centerfold" by J Geils or Van Halen's "Too Hot For Teacher".
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