Thank you Rick Perry!

Yssup Rider's Avatar
God has finally answered Rick Perry's prayers for rain.

Thanks to Governor Goodhair, two years of begging, pleading and cajoling the Allfuckingmighty has finally paid off! Texas is being hammered by a flooding downpours. People are dead and thousands are being flooded out.

Maybe his prayers aren't being answered. Maybe the wickedness of our lawmakers is being judged...

Either way, Perry can now forget about rain and pray for a brain!
  • DSK
  • 05-25-2015, 04:02 PM
God has finally answered Rick Perry's prayers for rain.

Thanks to Governor Goodhair, two years of begging, pleading and cajoling the Allfuckingmighty has finally paid off! Texas is being hammered by a flooding downpours. People are dead and thousands are being flooded out.

Maybe his prayers aren't being answered. Maybe the wickedness of our lawmakers is being judged...

Either way, Perry can now forget about rain and pray for a brain! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Well, is the Edwards Aquifer full yet?
Is Lake Travis full?
Perry was correct and central Texas needed the rain, and needs more. Hopefully, you will be washed away, your house flooded, your car soaked, and you will find out your insurance lapsed, so you have no coverage.
Good luck out there begging for beer money you miserable hater.
Well, is the Edwards Aquifer full yet?
Is Lake Travis full?
Perry was correct and central Texas needed the rain, and needs more. Hopefully, you will be washed away, your house flooded, your car soaked, and you will find out your insurance lapsed, so you have no coverage.
Good luck out there begging for beer money you miserable hater. Originally Posted by DSK
That's ok/ woomby and shammy will make room for him or set him up on his own shift at the glory hole in the men's room at the local truck stop. That way they can claim in their advertisements 24/7 "service" for all the macho truckers ! He can earn his beer money that way. Nice of him to make light of the losses of people and property. A friend of mine in Wimberley, that lives about 1 1/2 miles from the river up their said that WELL over 300 houses were completely destroyed and another 300 were severely damaged. Some of those damaged very probably will be condemned for habitation.
And just west of here in the small town of Devine, a great young lady was drowned as her car was washed away as she was returning home from her Senior Prom. Maybe ole azzup can go tell her parents that it's Rick Perry's fault for the rain. That'll do them a lot of good. <sarc>
It's way past time to be putting a bounty on liberals like azzup, woomby.shammy an lil'tex.
So much for the reverence for our fallen servicemen on this day. And as a fellow vet, it burns my grits that a lib would post such drivel and spew on such a day !
FoulRon's Avatar
Well, the bible thumpers claimed that Katrina was God punishing Nawlins for its wicked ways. So why deny now that's he's not answering Perry's prayers? Especially when he was quoted ask asking people to pray for just this type of event to relieve our drought?
You really can't have it both ways.
  • shanm
  • 05-25-2015, 05:54 PM
That's ok/ woomby and shammy will make room for him or set him up on his own shift at the glory hole in the men's room at the local truck stop. That way they can claim in their advertisements 24/7 "service" for all the macho truckers ! He can earn his beer money that way. Nice of him to make light of the losses of people and property. A friend of mine in Wimberley, that lives about 1 1/2 miles from the river up their said that WELL over 300 houses were completely destroyed and another 300 were severely damaged. Some of those damaged very probably will be condemned for habitation. Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Just letting you know, the truckstop joke was overused and not-funny the first time you used it. What actually is funny is watching you stutter and mumble your way through a paragraph. Keep on embarrassing yourself you cum-guzzling cunt nugget.
That's ok/ woomby and shammy will make room for him or set him up on his own shift at the glory hole in the men's room at the local truck stop. That way they can claim in their advertisements 24/7 "service" for all the macho truckers ! He can earn his beer money that way. Nice of him to make light of the losses of people and property. A friend of mine in Wimberley, that lives about 1 1/2 miles from the river up their said that WELL over 300 houses were completely destroyed and another 300 were severely damaged. Some of those damaged very probably will be condemned for habitation.
And just west of here in the small town of Devine, a great young lady was drowned as her car was washed away as she was returning home from her Senior Prom. Maybe ole azzup can go tell her parents that it's Rick Perry's fault for the rain. That'll do them a lot of good. <sarc>
It's way past time to be putting a bounty on liberals like azzup, woomby.shammy an lil'tex.
So much for the reverence for our fallen servicemen on this day. And as a fellow vet, it burns my grits that a lib would post such drivel and spew on such a day ! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Well, the bible thumpers claimed that Katrina was God punishing Nawlins for its wicked ways. So why deny now that's he's not answering Perry's prayers? Especially when he was quoted ask asking people to pray for just this type of event to relieve our drought?
You really can't have it both ways. Originally Posted by FoulRon
Do you think King Douche really understands he can't have it both ways?

If you want to blame someone for the rains and flood, blame your god. He is apparently all-seeing, all-knowing and all-powerful and yet he lets people's homes be ruined and he let that girl die in her car. Blame him, if you want to blame someone. OR. You can use it as a lesson that life is random. There's no rhyme or reason for why things happen, they just do. It's not comforting, but it's also not a lie.
Just letting you know, the truckstop joke was overused and not-funny the first time you used it. What actually is funny is watching you stutter and mumble your way through a paragraph. Keep on embarrassing yourself you cum-guzzling cunt nugget. Originally Posted by shanm
He's obsessed. But Texas is a weird fucking place.
  • shanm
  • 05-25-2015, 05:57 PM
Do you think King Douche really understands he can't have it both ways?

If you want to blame someone for the rains and flood, blame your god. He is apparently all-seeing, all-knowing and all-powerful and yet he lets people's homes be ruined and he let that girl die in her car. Blame him, if you want to blame someone. OR. You can use it as a lesson that life is random. There's no rhyme or reason for why things happen, they just do. It's not comforting, but it's also not a lie. Originally Posted by WombRaider
Or...you know....maybe Al Gore was right...
  • DSK
  • 05-25-2015, 06:22 PM
Or...you know....maybe Al Gore was right... Originally Posted by shanm
Then what happened to all the hurricanes?
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Well, is the Edwards Aquifer full yet?
Is Lake Travis full?
Perry was correct and central Texas needed the rain, and needs more. Hopefully, you will be washed away, your house flooded, your car soaked, and you will find out your insurance lapsed, so you have no coverage.
Good luck out there begging for beer money you miserable hater. Originally Posted by DSK
You low life POS wishing bad on someone- I hope you don't label yourself as a Christian.
God has finally answered Rick Perry's prayers for rain.

Thanks to Governor Goodhair, two years of begging, pleading and cajoling the Allfuckingmighty has finally paid off! Texas is being hammered by a flooding downpours. People are dead and thousands are being flooded out.

Maybe his prayers aren't being answered. Maybe the wickedness of our lawmakers is being judged...

Either way, Perry can now forget about rain and pray for a brain! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
All this mayhem because of one guy. Where's Obama when you need him douche bag? Lol.


Jim
Just letting you know, the truckstop joke was overused and not-funny the first time you used it. What actually is funny is watching you stutter and mumble your way through a paragraph. Keep on embarrassing yourself you cum-guzzling cunt nugget. Originally Posted by shanm
Why would I be embarrassed to point out your blatant gayness ? And it wasn't meant to be funny, fool ! Just stating your "facts of life" there shammy ! And if there are any cum guzzlers on this site, it would be you and your glory hole bro, woomby ! But nice try at projection, just like your but buddy does. Are you a "top" or a "bottom" since woomby claims that he's a bottom only ? Keep guzzling there shammy !! Keep up with that "face painting" !!
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Come on now... who's thanking Rick Perry for leading us in prayer? I'm really disappointed nobody gave Goodhair the props he deserves for saying we need water.

Sounds like you boys just want to hate on anybody who has a differing opinion.
Why would I be embarrassed to point out your blatant gayness ? And it wasn't meant to be funny, fool ! Just stating your "facts of life" there shammy ! And if there are any cum guzzlers on this site, it would be you and your glory hole bro, woomby ! But nice try at projection, just like your but buddy does. Are you a "top" or a "bottom" since woomby claims that he's a bottom only ? Keep guzzling there shammy !! Keep up with that "face painting" !! Originally Posted by Rey Lengua
Let me ask you a question; why is gay the worst thing that someone can be? You seem to think that homosexuality is so bad, you can use it as a way to denigrate someone. I'd rather be gay, than be you. I've told you before I'm straight. And I'll tell you this; no one who is actually straight screams it out as loud as you do. And you at least you used projection this time instead of transference, which you've used every time previous. In error, of course.
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You low life POS wishing bad on someone- I hope you don't label yourself as a Christian. Originally Posted by wellendowed1911
You've wished bad on several people here. I hope you don't label yourself as a Christian.