Ok. . . bad tan ...I just have to laugh at myself...

Ok.. so I occasionally get a spray tan...to make my skin look a little prettier ...& yesterday ...The girl talked me into some kind of a creme/lotion...to make the tan last a little longer~~3 or so days longer ... ... well I'm in there ...getting this crazy tan . And I get out .look in the mirror and notice I'm a little darker than normal ..and I think maybe it will look better in a few hours . Then I awake The next morning . Today . And wow!!! I no longer look - Caucasian !! I look hysterical !! Ridiculous ! Ooompa- looompa? Nope!! Darker than that !!! Think Robin Williams - after the tan booth fiasco- from the movie Old dogs. If you are bored today ...look on.. You tube or Google lt... I am so dark it looks hysterical !!! I have an client ..In Hillsboro today..(maybe his vision will be - poor? ? ).. so I'm gonna go scrub my skin now with some new scrubby thing ...from the kitchen. . . This is bad . But funny. I swear some days you gotta laugh..At YOURSELF! !. There will be no selfies. Don't ask . But I should take some private pics. Just for laughs. This is bad . Oh well. I love yall. I will be hiding the next day or 2. Lol. Naughty silly & very tan- Jill....

I am sure you look really hot.

I was trying to make everyone laugh. But apparently - it didn't work . . THANK YOU TUNA...FOR THE NICE COMMENT .
GUESS I'm no good as a Comedian in my spare time ... ha ha . Lol.

I dunno...I though it was funny...definitely the clip from Robin Williams is funny. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Hmmm. From what ive read. You have other talents
Like he said. Dont be hard on yourself, let me be "hard on" you

OK. For all you curious guys or girls . Here is the tan - faded and sorta pretty . My new avatar . I put it up just now . Friday morning . Ha . It's not so bad now . Yeah . I gotta work on my comedy skills . People sometimes laugh when I do something wrong/ridiculous . But my joke telling or comedy skills - no way . Ha ha ha ha . Better keep my day job . lmao.

Anytime . Knotty . ANY TIME ! BRING IT !!!

It could be worse...




...just sayin'.

I thought it was hilarious. But without pictures ...........

It could be worse....just sayin'.

Originally Posted by SaytownFinest

Agreeed! This was funny, Jill. The pics make it funnier.

I love the pics you all put up . Well the 3 days later pic is my avatar. It's not too crazy . Sorry . Couldn't show you the ooompa...looompa...One. I have a little pride . Ha ha . Ha ha ha. !!! Love yall. Naughty- tan- Jill.

I think Knotty is afraid of me . Not My Tan ... Ha Ha !!! Come up here to Waco one day . Knotty !!! I'll take it easy on ya. Or. Knot !!! Lmao.

i aint skeered!

i aint skeered! Originally Posted by knotty man

Mods!
Ive been outted!
How did you find my facebook pic?