John retiring from hobby (Very Long)

  • Johnz
  • 02-27-2016, 04:59 PM
John’s story (retiring)
For reasons I will not say here, there is no sex at home. I started hobbying when sex stopped at home, found a spa near home. I had seen this place and went in NW side of Houston I thought I hit pay dirt. Greeted by Asian lady mid 30’s, I was nervous as hell but she put me at ease. Taken to room, told it was 160.00 for an hour. Great looking lady in bikini handed over the cash and told to get ready. She left.

Came back, was told we would shower, followed her to table shower. Great time, back in room and the massage began, turned over and we had fun, CBJ and MPFS. Thought this was great, went back there several times in half a year, also different Asian lady but some turned out to be older and not as good as that first one. Went back and they closed, it was near house and very easy to mask that time away from home.

Opened again different name, terrible service just not the same. Went looking for other spas all 160.00 for hour, most did not have showers, older Asian ladies mid 50’s, some Latin not good at massage and rushed. Also CBJ and one pop and go; I was looking for something different. Plus funds being an issue I was few and far between.

Somehow hear about CL, looked around for NSA, no luck, until believe it or not I find a couple that is doing BG for 10.00 donations at motel near me. I did that a few times, (They still do this off 290) older lady bigger but get a suck and fuck for 10.00 cannot complain, just not for me.

Forgot to mention that I got ED issues around same time this started, so each of these encounters were with a little blue pill help. Again cost issues and hiding that from SO. It was a real shame when I use the pill and only find unattractive ladies out there in spas. Still searching CL, I somehow think of Houston press and seeing ads there a long time ago. This led me to BP, I thought a big step up from spas, but then it was NCNS, or not the person in pic. A waste of the expensive blue pill, Or one time when I got there I thought great she is the one in pic and looked very nice.

She was visiting from somewhere, and complained that Houston was too cheap, undressed and laid there, told me to get on with it, she was not there to have fun, just make money. I was glad in did thirty minutes and not the hour and the little blue pill worked even if her attitude was bad, I did not want the value of the pill to go to waste, I tried to plow her as hard and long as that thirty minutes let me to get my money’s worth. She just complained about how long I took. LOL.

I did have some success here and there; one was a body rub ad. It was very near Christmas on the way home, still new to BP myself; I should have been in escort area but did not know better. Went in and girl not the one in pic, actually better looking very young as I undressed I asked for full service ad was for 60.00 and hour so I knew there was an upcharge and was ok with that. Young girl says they do not do that here. I pick up money and start to get redressed. She asks me to stop dressing she would go out to ask other girl if they had condoms.

She came back and had found one; we did not even pretend about a body rub, I removed her civilian clothes, laid her on table and we went at it. Claims it was her first day there and never thought she would do this but need money for Christmas, Saying her husband would be mad. Gave her a good tip and moved on, tried for her again but she was gone.

I do not remember exactly how, but BP led me to Eccie, I looked and booked there, thinking well at least now I did not have to worry that the girls would be LE. Of course the amount spent seemed to go up, I read some reviews and learned some of the abbreviations. I started to see I was missing GFE, using both BP and Eccie I went to see a few providers, still none I would say were GFE, no DFK and a few even were like don’t touch there.

I did my first review, it was bad. I did not know about ROS, was told to follow guide my second review was accepted. And what do you know I got ROS, this really made it interesting and made it where I could chose better. Looked like agencies had what I wanted, but I tried even with reviews in could not get in, what was I doing wrong?


I even caught Dorothy I guess in a good mood, and got in with her. She was great but not fully GFE only a little DFK. For some reason after talking on phone, and being pleasant ladies worry about meeting me. I have been told I sound like a black man over the phone and a lot of providers do not see black men.

A new agency popped up, I called and got in, Have to say this young girl I saw was ATF, had it all passion, DFK, a body and close to work. Only got that one time they went away quickly, so it is hard out here of a client. And someone who has to worry about timing with the blue pill, tries to clean up well, tries for fresh breath, with mints, gum, mouth wash and LE. And of course MONEY!!!

If you made it this far stay with me guys, I will try to help some of you that are trying to get into agencies. After years of trying calls texts, sending handle name, I looked at P-411 so I needed approval from providers, I finally found three that I had visited that were both on Eccie & P-411 I asked and was approved to p-411. Called agency with that handle and I am in, had three appointments with them, great manner, nice girls, DFK all I was looking for.

Now I am having more ED issues and blue pill did not work last time, although she was not that into me I could tell, but a young 24 yo Latina nice body, tight pussy and I deflated half way thru. So now will retire as I am sorry but not going to spend money just to look, touch and hold. I even went to someone I had seen before and had a good time with still did not work. I was thinking it was the nerves, but I guess not.

This was long I know, thought my experience might help other guys, and let ladies know what a guy has to go thru to see you sometimes. Now the other day when I read a review with the guy saying an old man, looked like his grandpa was leaving provider place and made fun of him. I would like to be that old man who still can enjoy himself.
We guys have to find providers out there, make contact, get a text address and drive to you. Sometimes a motel, sometimes an apartment. Not really sure what awaits us, is she the one on the pic? Will she be having a good day? Will she be GFE? Will she let me touch her? Lick her pussy? Do I want to lick her pussy? Had to tell one that she smells down there. Is she tried? What time is a better time to her? Start of the day? Maybe rushed because to many appointments that day? End of the day? Even with the review it is YMMV, let’s not forget LE out there closing down some good places. What about prices, they are all over the place and sometimes even the more expensive ones have bad days I guess.

Hope this creates conversation. Thanks & Bye…. John Doe.
:giveu p::giv eup:
  • cr76
  • 02-27-2016, 05:03 PM
you joined just for this?

What name did you review under?

This was long I know, thought my experience might help other guys, and let ladies know what a guy has to go thru to see you sometimes. Now the other day when I read a review with the guy saying an old man, looked like his grandpa was leaving provider place and made fun of him. I would like to be that old man who still can enjoy himself.
We guys have to find providers out there, make contact, get a text address and drive to you. Sometimes a motel, sometimes an apartment. Not really sure what awaits us, is she the one on the pic? Will she be having a good day? Will she be GFE? Will she let me touch her? Lick her pussy? Do I want to lick her pussy? Had to tell one that she smells down there. Is she tried? What time is a better time to her? Start of the day? Maybe rushed because to many appointments that day? End of the day? Even with the review it is YMMV, let’s not forget LE out there closing down some good places. What about prices, they are all over the place and sometimes even the more expensive ones have bad days I guess.

Hope this creates conversation. Thanks & Bye…. John Doe.
:giveu p::giv eup: Originally Posted by Johnz

Sounds like it became a job to you..... Yeah, it's better you retire and go away.... This "hobby" wasn't for you OP.





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Don T. Lukbak's Avatar
Yep, trying too hard..sounds like. Have you checked your T level? Of course, androgen replacement only adds to the enormous expense of blue pills and fuckable whores.
Can we know how old are you ?
Sounds like the ED issue put a real damper on your hobby experience. I know you mentioned hiding expenses from the SO, but you should see a Dr about that, that sounds like what was killing your hobby experience. It would be hard to explain to the wife why you're seeing a Dr if you're not screwing at home. But that's where you need to start.
I'd tell her that you need the treatment to masturbate.

95% of men admit to masturbating.

The other 5%.....

....are lying.
Guest123018-4's Avatar
I have not masturbated once.......................... ..today.
Yessir. You need to retire and play golf for sure.

All the best to you.
darksouls's Avatar
newbies........smh............

TheCat'sMeow's Avatar
Boy this guy has to be the biggest whiner of them all. Yes, you really do need to retire. You make the hobby sound like a horror story which it isn't.

BTW, you need to understand that Houston isn't the most GFE experience city in the hobby universe. You have to pick your spot and survive in it.
Skittlez's Avatar
Johnz brings up many good (valid) points - and it's his perogative to begin a rant... and we of course can concur or criticize or ignore... I suspicion 'ol Johnz has been known around here by another name.

This hobby is expensive and time consuming... even with tools like eccie, with reviews and the forums, our actual experience ymmv (greatly)... so all may well consider his rant. Sounds like he's had enough of the hobby life.

...as for me, I have experienced several of the negatives that he cited -- but there are still enough amazing positives that I will hobby on tomorrow.

...and seriously, I had a very disappointing session this evening with a provider whom I've seen multiple time before. Just poor service and IOP issues... she mentally ruined the session from the start. That type of thing sucks especially with a 'known friend'.

Good bye Johnz (John Doe)... all the best to you in your retirement -- until we hear from you again...
TheCat'sMeow's Avatar
]I had a very disappointing session this evening with a provider whom I've seen multiple time before Originally Posted by Skittlez

It's best not to see the same hooker twice. You won't have to worry about disappointing follow-ups.
...and seriously, I had a very disappointing session this evening with a provider whom I've seen multiple time before. Just poor service and IOP issues... she mentally ruined the session from the start. That type of thing sucks especially with a 'known friend'. Originally Posted by Skittlez


When things like this begin to happen to a well known reviewer such as Skittlez than I do pay attention.

And Skit and cr76 bring up a good point... The OP could be someone else on here and he created this to just rant. I suspect though the OP will be back as he used this new handle to rant and may continue reviewing under his known handle.... Only time will tell....

So my advice to the OP, don't let this hobby turn into "work".... It should be fun and enjoyable. Yes it takes some digging around to inform yourself and some phone calls but doesn't everything in life function like this...?

.....Everything you do in life becomes an experience... whether it be good or bad.
jojodancer15's Avatar
OP, thanks for sharing your experiences. I'm sure it's a road many of us have traveled in some form shape or fashion. Hope you're able to get your ED function corrected and you're able to return better than before and create more hobbying memories. There are a lot of tenured hobbyist on the board and at times great knowledge is shared preventing others from the same pits and downfalls. I'm sure your story will help someone.

Take care buddy, best wise he's to ya!!