On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship.
"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.
"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win."
His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, "I'm a hooker."
"No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."
- Tpcgolfer
- 06-03-2019, 08:46 PM
- Austin Ellen
- 06-03-2019, 08:49 PM
****chuckling****
- Johnny Depth
- 06-04-2019, 08:36 AM
Oldie but goodie! Perfect for a Tuesday morning.
- EagleEye
- 06-04-2019, 02:06 PM
Good joke.
One of the funniest comments I have heard on a golf course:
I was playing with my 2 bros in law, and one of them was putting about a 30 foot double breaker. He hit a nice putt that did a 240 degree lip out, as it came to rest about a foot a away, my other brother in law said: "he had it in her mouth and her mom walked in".
I laughed my ass off at that.
One of the funniest comments I have heard on a golf course:
I was playing with my 2 bros in law, and one of them was putting about a 30 foot double breaker. He hit a nice putt that did a 240 degree lip out, as it came to rest about a foot a away, my other brother in law said: "he had it in her mouth and her mom walked in".
I laughed my ass off at that.
- CryptKicker
- 06-04-2019, 07:39 PM
Nice joke but it belongs in the sandbox.....