Off rip, it is obvious that you plan on being negative. So, I'll bow out with a small apology.
As stated, a good eccie 'friend' and I were trolling the front page of his fave site, PornHub, and somehow happened upon some faked videos of girls squirting with legs behind the head on couches. In fact, we were both so turned off that we discontinued vids and commenced to fuckin asap just to shake the vibe.
Unfortunately, I can't speak to my friend all that regularly (2 more weeks) because of his marriage, but, still, I can't seem to get em out of my head.
A. Because they were so insanely staged and faked by using two females rather than a very limber one.
B. Because I never knew that putting my legs behind my ears look so fuckin ridiculous.
C. Because some dumbass is buying the shit.
Obviously I posted in haste because this is one of the more authentic videos, but my purpose was the same. What do y'all think of them? Anyone else freaked out by the idea that there are people out there buying videos that are just completely 100% hoaxed?
When I said they were jealous, now, who the fuck would I be referring to but the dumb azz chix in the fàke azz porn???
No offense, but you seem just the wee, bit, offended and, most, certainly, defensive and resentful, at best.
But now that it's all said and done, y'all know how I feel about those videos. And I'll probably be doing a lot less behind the head shit from now on. (I cannot imagine my azz looks good from THAT angle.)
(And yet there are those who do not know me that still think that I'm a drama queen.)
I wasn't offended, defensive, or resentful. I just had no clue what you were talking about and didn't realize the women in that old video were jealous of you. Now it all makes perfect sense.
[Where is the eye rolling emoticon when you need it?]
