Great Story and you won't believe how it ends!

THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
> >
> > I was a very happy man. My wonderful, fun, beautiful, intelligent, funny
> girlfriend and I had been dating for over two years, and we decided to get
> married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
> > It was her gorgeous younger sister.
> >
> > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight clothing and
> mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down to
> "pick something up" when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice
> view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
> anyone else.
> > One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations with her. She was alone when I arrived, and she
> whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
> > before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
> > Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!
> > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
> fling, just come up and get me."
> > I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
> > Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping
> and cheering!
> > With tears in his eyes, my soon-to-be father-in-law hugged me and said,
> "We are so very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
> for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
> >
>
> And the moral of this story is:
> > Always keep your condoms in your car

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