Male logic

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3 draft Bock beers

Woman: How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

Lol

Bubba and Jim Bob hang out at the ice house every night and drink all night. One day Jim Bob says, "I am sick of doing the same thing every day. Tomorrow, I' m going down to the college and sign up for classes and better myself".

Next day he meets with the admissions person, tells him the story and he says, "Great. I am signing you up for four classes to get you started; math, English, history and logic".
Jim Bob says, "What's logic"?
"Here, I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"Yes, I do." replies Jim Bob.
"Well then logically, you have a yard. Then logically you have a house. Logically, you are a heterosexual and are married and have a wife."

Jim Bob says, "That's amazing. You can tell all that about me by just owning a weedeater."

That night he rushes over to tell Bubba about signing up for the classes, math, English, history and logic.
Bubba asks, "What's logic".
"Here, I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?"
"No.", says Bubba
"Well then, you're a queer."

*^^^ ha! Good one!

bwahahahha love it!

On the same 'male logic' note:

Guy on the golf course receives a call to rush to the hospital, as his wife has been involved in a horrific car accident and is non-responsive on life support.

Meets with the ICU doc who says, "Worst case I have seen. Completely non-responsive to any stimuli. I am going back in and check her vitals one more time. We will talk then. But sir, you really should consider letting her go."

Couple minutes go by and the doc runs out, pulls him to the side and says, "While I was examining her, I brushed her boob and she sighed. I twisted her nipple and she moaned."

"What should we do?" said the husband.

"You go in there and try oral sex and we'll see what happens" oc

Couple minutes the alarms go off, nurses rush in and the guy comes out. The doc grabs him and says, "What happened?"

Guy: "She's gone."

Doc: What do you mean she's gone?"

Guy: "She's dead"

Doc: How?

Guy: I don't know.... I guess she choked.