Fun with puns

I tried to catch some fog, I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He said he can stop anytime.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was Type O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why were the Indians here first. They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there is no pop quiz.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it few on me.

How do you make holy water. Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry. It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

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^^^LOVE IT TIA!^^^

Thanks for the laughs ladies! So....a three legged dog limps into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "I'm looking for the man the shot my paw"

Those were good TinyLatina