Wow. This is real. Lmao

https://www.yahoo.com/news/apos-mad-...151548572.html

When you have to go, you have to go? Does leash law apply to her?

I heard Gordon Keith talking about this on the radio this morning. Personally I would get a BB gun or a pellet gun and tag her in the ass. Be stealthy like I am when I am getting squirrels in my backyard. (I hate those yard rats.)

Take the screen off the window the night before, open the window a few inches and then pop her ass. Won't do any permanent damage but I bet she stops.

I think it's a shitty thing for you to post this.

Apparently, her morning run stimulates her to do her business. I overheard that there are public restrooms on her trail but she may not be housebroken.

Keep sprinklers on....

Keep sprinklers on.... Originally Posted by grean

oh swell.. I'll walk into my yard, slip on the wet grass, and into a pile of wet shit that smears all over my clothes, arms, and possibly face.

your ideas (Cowboys blowout win?) aren't well thought out this week

Well if you're worried about slipping on wet grass.....never happened to me.

Musta been after her morning coffee.

Who did what to the jogger to make her want to do that in their yard?

Or, perhaps what did their dog do in her yard ??