Most disgusting joke

So what is the most disgusting joke you have heard.

Mine:

Two guys were watching a ball game at a stadium and the noticed a young lady 6 or 7 rows up that had a short skirt on and when she got excited she spread her legs and they could see a black crotch. They were having a discussion whether it was panties or hair, and finally made a bet. They talked a little boy next to them to go up and look, and offered him $5 to do it. He did and came back and said "You are both wrong!"






"It's flies"

You remind me of a joke.. Young boy is in Church, after the service a friend who met him outside asked why his face was red and beaten?

The boy said a Lady in front of him jumped from her seat, hollering as the Paster quoted a poignant Biblical passage. The boy noticed she had a wedgie.

''I figured she didn't know, and I thought I would help. I pulled her skirt from her butt, and she turned around and slapped me. at that point I realized I should have left it alone, so I took the skirt and shoved it back in, like it was. That's when she belted me a 2nd time''!

This guy was going down on a hooker. All of a sudden he finds a pea in his mouth. He keeps on going and soon be finds a piece of corn in his mouth,then a piece of carrot. He looks up and says to her "are you sick?" . She says "no but the guy before you was"

Fire Chief went to look for two lost fire fighters that had enter the building and were failing to check in. He walked in to find one fucking the other in the ass
“What the hell are y’all doing” he yelled
“He was chocking on the smoke and passed out” one responded
“You should have given him mouth to mouth” replied the chief
“That’s what led to this in the first place!” One shouted back

Heard this at a gathering last nite....

Soooo, a daughter comes to her dad and says...I'll do anything to go to the prom...really, anything. Dad says well then suck my dick and you can go...daughter really ponders it and says...fine 'cause' I reeeelly wanna go...as she starts she says, 'dad, your dick tastes like shit!!"

Well, dad says, you're brother wanted to go to the prom too...

How do you tell the difference between and oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer??

The taste!

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My joke got censored. How pathetic.

My joke got censored. How pathetic. Originally Posted by Cranjis McBasketball

Under age topics will get censored here.

Under age topics will get censored here. Originally Posted by winn dixie

In that case, I wonder how the admins know that the high schoolers in the joke below are at least 18? LOL

Heard this at a gathering last nite....

Soooo, a daughter comes to her dad and says...I'll do anything to go to the prom...really, anything. Dad says well then suck my dick and you can go...daughter really ponders it and says...fine 'cause' I reeeelly wanna go...as she starts she says, 'dad, your dick tastes like shit!!"

Well, dad says, you're brother wanted to go to the prom too... Originally Posted by havfunnd

In that case, I wonder how the admins know that the high schoolers in the joke below are at least 18? LOL Originally Posted by Bowser98

nothing directly stating age of said persons. Although I wouldnt push this.
I for one do not think joking about the sites biggest nuclear rule is funny.

How do you know the female bartender is mad at you?
You find a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary

A homeless guy fell asleep out front of a gay bar, two gay guys walk out carry homeless guy home and have their way with him. Homeless guy wakes up on the street with a twenty dollar bill in his pocket, goes to the nearest liquor store and asks for twenty dollars of the cheapest wine, gets hammered and falls asleep in front of same gay bar, two gay guys walk out, take him home again and have their way. Homeless guy wakes up with a fifty dollar bill, returns to same liquor store and asks for fifty dollars of cheapest wine. Again he gets hammered and falls asleep in front of gay bar. Two gay guys take him home and have their way. Homeless guy wakes up with a hundred dollar bill, returns to same liquor store, before he could say anything the guy behind the counter says “I know, I know you want a hundred dollars of my cheapest wine, “hell no” said the homeless guy , “give me a hundred dollars of your best wine, that cheap wine is tearing my ass up”