WTF is "upscale" ?!

What The Fuck* is "upscale"

It would seem that some fucktards have somehow diluted the meaning of "upscale" with the influx of lazy ass BP pimps that actually think that their overuse of emojis and, specifically, the word "upscale" really sets their bitches apart from the rest of the tards who advertise with overuse of emojis and the word "upscale."

Perhaps this has been discussed before..... But since I am NOT allowed to bump posts over 30 days old, mod you know who are, let's start anew and lay this shit out for our recently-joined members....

Let's clear this up, or at a minimum, hear your definition of what you think "upscale" is UITB heeeeya.





*DISCLAIMER: This post has no connection/relation to the tard who chose WTF as his/her handle.


Bitch better have my money

Two possible meanings relative to the topic at hand ...

1. High priced
2. High weight

Well ... there's a third possibility ... both!

But since I am NOT allowed to bump reviews over 30 days old... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

FTFY...

P.S.-The WTF comment is you slipping again...stop...

When a poor schmuck pays 500 for a CBJ ... Upscale..

When a poor schmuck pays 500 for a CBJ ... Upscale.. Originally Posted by qm1ss2000

How about $400?

http://houston.backpage.com/WomenSee...eyword=Upscale

http://houston.backpage.com/Therapeu...eyword=Upscale

If you mean 400 Mexican pesos... Maybe

Two possible meanings relative to the topic at hand ...

1. High priced
2. High weight

Well ... there's a third possibility ... both! Originally Posted by LexusLover

http://houston.backpage.com/Therapeu...urves/53402018

Upscale providers hold their pinckies up while they're jerking off their clients.

Pinckies.... Heh...

FTFY...
Originally Posted by Wakeup

Nope.. FOR ME, apparently it is posts.. But that is a topic for another day....but thank you for pointing that out.

Upscale providers hold their pinckies up while they're jerking off their clients. Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Guilty as charged.

When I think of upscale, I think of the treatment I get at the spa/nail/beauty lounge I go to.

When I call in, I get their undivided attention.
When I arrive, I have their undivided attention.
Everything is clean.
Everything is ready for me.
It's in a high-end area and the inside is thoughtfully decorated.
I am talked to and treated in a very respectful manner.
No one is eating lunch in the next room stinking up the place.
No one is taking smoke breaks.
Multiple times during my appointment they will ask if I am okay, if I need anything, am I thirsty, am I hot, am I cold.

Upscale is all about attitude, location, preparation and presentation.

Nope.. FOR ME, apparently it is posts... Originally Posted by TryWeakly

You are incorrect...

When I think of upscale, I think of the treatment I get at the spa/nail/beauty lounge I go to.

When I call in, I get their undivided attention.
When I arrive, I have their undivided attention.
Everything is clean.
Everything is ready for me.
It's in a high-end area and the inside is thoughtfully decorated.
I am talked to and treated in a very respectful manner.
No one is eating lunch in the next room stinking up the place.
No one is taking smoke breaks.
Multiple times during my appointment they will ask if I am okay, if I need anything, am I thirsty, am I hot, am I cold.

Upscale is all about attitude, location, preparation and presentation. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

All of this plus a glass of wine.

If the nail salon doesn't offer wine, then I don't go there.

Bitch better have my money Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Not half, not some....



I will not even look at a post emoji