Two short ones

The police sent me a picture of me speeding
I sent them a picture of a check.
They sent me a picture of handcuffs.
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A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn't take the TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channel.
Sick bum.

Well, send them a pic of your hands in the cuffs.

The police sent me a picture of me speeding
I sent them a picture of a check.
They sent me a picture of handcuffs.
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Originally Posted by Explorer

lol