Escort Daycare Center

Surely there's a market for this?? They could even have "drop-in" rates for traveling girls...Of course, you'd have to code everything properly to avoid being shut down by the God-fearing Bible belt, but someone should really get on this....

Bueller?
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  • Trey
  • 02-22-2014, 05:37 PM
You need a friend to watch your kids, not a random hooker from the internet. You can't trust these girls alone in your house, and you wanna leave kids with em?
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You need a friend to watch your kids, not a random hooker from the internet. You can't trust these girls alone in your house, and you wanna leave kids with em? Originally Posted by Trey

It was satirical, but thanks for the free lecture.
Please add this to the bad thread thread.
I think most escorts use regular daycare centers. Just like any other person.
Alexa, I feel like we need to get together!! I have a ton of bad ideas like this!!
Please add this to the bad thread thread. Originally Posted by coolaid

Awww c'mon, drink the Kool-Aid
Alexa, I feel like we need to get together!! I have a ton of bad ideas like this!! Originally Posted by Acadcox

Fabulous. Perhaps a combined Condom Emporium with the Daycare Center...you know, drop the kids off on the way in, prevent further kids on the way out kinda thing....
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^^^^^
The above is

I sure wish I was in my 20's again..... everything made sense.....
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SugarBabies Daycare & Planned Parenthood Center. If we can also sell beef jerky I'm in!
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C.P.S Does one really want to know that "mom or grandma" was an escort 10 years from now? Truly, "no".
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Good point Alyssa, Mom or Grandma... Lol

Alexa I enjoyed the satire in your post...
Umm I would never do that. Lol. Either family or a trusted friend. Not strangers. No thx.