CAPTION THIS: Taylor/Burton

"I'm sorry Richard....I didn't know those blue pills I gave my ex Eddie just happened to be your Viagra!"

Bitch, if you don't start sucking my cock I'm going to slap the shit out of you again.

If you hit me again, We can slit up, and get back together for a third time.

Sure i,am wearing a wire .Frisk me again !

ELIZABETH: "Richard Dah-ling....you MUST stop spitting out your spooge when I snowball you. You're ruining a perfectly good tie."