After reading the ad, she jumps up goes to the bedroom and starts to pack a bag. Her husband sees this and asks "Where are you going?" She replies matter of factly, "I'm leaving you. I'm going to Vegas. I just read that a woman can get $400 for a blowjob so I'm outta here!" The husband gives her a puzzled look and grabs his suitcase and starts packing as well. The wife asks her husband, "What are you doing?" He replies, "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see how you can survive on $800 a year!"
