Rachel Maddox gets raped by a black guy who hates her because she is white.
Mrs. William De Blasio sues her husband for divorce, calling him a "racist honky motherfucker who doesn't know the difference between sex and rape".
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton admit it was all just a scam to make money.
Hillary admits she lied to save her ass.
President Obama says, "Hey, I love smoking [prohibited topic} so fuck all you crackers!"