Hello Dallas... now how do I avoid the SO?

So I am super happy to be in a new town and meet new providers. However,kinda stuck with the significant other until I start work (a week from now). So what are some of the common excuses you guys got to get away for a while?

Thanks... and thanks for having me Dallas!!

You say you're anxious to meet 'new' providers. Why no reviews from Houston?

Was only there for a little over a month then transferred here. Overly busy with work left no time.

Going to the gym works for me. After all I do get a workout in!

Do you own a gun? Find the nearest range and tell the SO you're off to splooge some bullets.
See, that way you won't actually be lying.

Lol I like the gym idea. The gun one won't work because she'd probably be more mad that I'm going shooting with out her than seeing a provider...LOL

Home Depot or Lowes.........and they didn't have your part...make sure you come back with a part and receipt time stamped that makes some sense to what the hell you've been doing.

Car parts (pick and pull) can work even better - they hand write that shit.

1) Get her a boyfriend.
2) Coordinate with boyfriend (see 1 above).