Is it leagal

to buy a midget.
For some reason, I have been thincking about buying a midget.
Does anybody know where to find a selection of midgets to choose from?
I cant figure out why I have this urge to buy one.
Maybe I should borrow one for a few weeks and the urge to buy one will pass.

Does anyone know where I can borrow a midget.

http://www.rentamidget.com/

Wow, cool.
Do you know if the magicians they have are also midgets?
I could not tell from the website.

I'm a little person. I take offense to this.

Careful what you wish for....

I don't know about buying one, but there is one on the North side you can rent. Name's Ruby.

Trey, no offense but, I have seen your posts and you are not the type of midget I am looking for.
You know, if you would lighten up a bit, maybe someone would buy you.....ijs

Aren't most aliens midgets?

Aren't most aliens midgets? Originally Posted by boardman

How many aliens are there?

Trey, no offense but, I have seen your posts and you are not the type of midget I am looking for.
You know, if you would lighten up a bit, maybe someone would buy you.....ijs Originally Posted by The2Dogs

I'm less then 100 pounds already, is that suppose to be funny?

Yep

How many aliens are there? Originally Posted by LexusLover

Only 2 dogs knows but he ain't telling

Sorry, but I was doing one of my most favorite things of all time, having somebody stick a needle in my eye. I get that fun and enjoyment once every four weeks.

I have been watching the Olympics and have not seen a single midget participating and I thinck it is just wrong. Limbo should be an Olympic event where a midget would stand a chance. What about Shetland ponies in the equestrian events?

I am still undecided on the buying a midget thing. I cant find a reasonable price list and I don't feel like paying full retail.

Be careful making light of midget aliens, in some alien societies they are the leaders and by leaders I mean brutal dictatorial bastards like they got a chip on their shoulders or something. I mean if you can call that appendage a shoulder.

I like it when my midget gives me a hand job, makes my cock look HUGE!!!!!