Every time I read his signature, I like it better. It's sheer poetry.
Very economical capture of a sentiment (first rule of journalism: if you can say the same thing in fewer words, it makes a more powerful message).
Kudos, Kboy.
The original does just fine as blank verse -
At first,
I paid to see you
so I could have sex with you.
Now
I pay to have sex with you
so that I can see you.
Here (thanks to a moment of OCD), modified in haiku form...
At first, dear consort
I only paid to see you
to have sex with you.
As seasons pass, now
I pay to have sex with you
so I can see you.
Yeah, I know, Kboy's is better, it was just my minor self-indulgence.